Post by Chad Warwick on Feb 19, 2012 16:16:26 GMT -5
Hello Lovelies -
Such a joy to be back in the house and what a way to end it all. Three people left standing all fighting for the right to win this disgrace of a game. Make sure whoever wins this one puts a gold star on your resume. Apparently according to the maintenance of this board I have to vote between Billie Dean, Hayden, Leah, Patrick, Gabe, Constance and Nora - as it looks like they are all still in. Hmmm I pick Constance.
Oh, I see, it's actually between Billie Dean, Patrick and Mumbles the non-English Speaking Clown. Hmmm.
A wise man might say that I would hands down vote for Patrick, but after reading some of what has been said here, I'm not sure its such a slam dunk anymore darling.
I'll start with Leah - let me be frank. There is absolutely no way you can get my vote. I'm sorry darling. It's not that I am bitter, it's just that you are the WORST player ever. Awww. I'm sorry it's true. You have some how deluded yourself into believing that you ran this game and that I was coming after you. Though now that I am reading that Patrick put that idea in your head I laugh. Leah - you are what I call an alliance whore. You jump into whatever bed will have you and stab whoever you can to get to the end. It's a decent strategy, but then you have to remember that winning the game means people actually had to like you. So far you have "Barely-There-Hayden" and the Retard in your corner. Good luck with that. Everyone else pretty much thinks you mutilated this game by simply rallying the shittiest players together into a Shitty Person Alliance. When I came to you to be part of the Fabulous Person Alliance it's because I wanted all the fun people who were playing characters to be in on the fun. You started the game with such a great character and were hilarious. I almost feel like halfway through the game you had a stroke or something, or handed the game off to your slightly dumber younger brother. Because your character took a complete 180 and you became just awful. I don't know what happened, but you started as one of my favorites and then because your friends influenced you, you became my least. Congrats on thinking you had this game in the bag only to find out you don't. What a twist!
Patrick. Dear. Sweet. Patrick. I guess I am most disappointed to find out that you were pretty much fucking me over the whole game, when I had every intention of sticking true to you the entire game. I never once questioned your loyalty but it looks like I am an idiot. You apparently had more loyalty to Gabe and Leah then to me because you had no problem running around to them and throwing me under any bus you could find - and then pretended you were upset that I left the game. It was clearly your fault. Yes, I did want Gabe out? Why? Because he never shows up, and never helped us, and Travis worked his ass off - oh and also I had been told by several people that Gabe was plotting to get me out - so of course I wanted him out. But I stayed with the alliance and voted Travis out. SO then you run and tell Leah I want her out and that she should vote for me? Wow. First off, I never said I wanted Leah out. I said Addy. I said Addy publicly. I said it to Addy. I said it to everyone that would listen. Suddenly I am going after Leah? What the fuck? I'm really disappointed, because now that i hear the truth, you don't seem much better than Leah to be quite honest. Apparently you had 6 alliance going at once too. I'm going to need you to explain to me where I REALLY fit in to your plans and why you kept throwing me under the bus?
Billie - You know, I publicly called you out the whole game, because you were a wonderful sport and kept the game going. I feel like you died a little when I left. Your spirit just stopped popping up. I loved your opening statement. It was bitchy and queeny and perfect. I also love that you publicly refused to do the last challenge. I thought it was a masterstroke of a fuck you. You knew you were in the finals and didn't give a shit to try. Amazing. I am a little dismayed that you aren't answering a single question though. I am going to wait and see what fabulous thing you do in these final moments to see if I might actually give you my vote. I'm not sure it will matter though. I think Leah or Patrick have this pretty sewn up. But the beauty is, I think its close enough that me giving my vote to you could actually fuck one of them out of the win. You are like the Ross Perot of this race.
To everyone in the game -
I know I was the character you all loved to hate. But I want you to understand it was a character. When I was asked to play this game, I immediately wanted Chad, because I was obsessed with his character on the show and thought it would be sooooo much fun to play. I was right. I never had more fun in any other game than playing as Chad. I NEVER play this way anywhere else and it was so much fun. Talking to all of you was wonderful, and most of you are great, even if I did just eviscerate you all.
I was super bummed the alliance fell apart like it did, because I truly just wanted all the fun people to stick around - and for the most part they all made the jury and had fun. I have no regrets about how I played the game, and neither should any of you - well except Gabe - he's just a twat.
Good luck to all3, 2 of you.
Such a joy to be back in the house and what a way to end it all. Three people left standing all fighting for the right to win this disgrace of a game. Make sure whoever wins this one puts a gold star on your resume. Apparently according to the maintenance of this board I have to vote between Billie Dean, Hayden, Leah, Patrick, Gabe, Constance and Nora - as it looks like they are all still in. Hmmm I pick Constance.
Oh, I see, it's actually between Billie Dean, Patrick and Mumbles the non-English Speaking Clown. Hmmm.
A wise man might say that I would hands down vote for Patrick, but after reading some of what has been said here, I'm not sure its such a slam dunk anymore darling.
I'll start with Leah - let me be frank. There is absolutely no way you can get my vote. I'm sorry darling. It's not that I am bitter, it's just that you are the WORST player ever. Awww. I'm sorry it's true. You have some how deluded yourself into believing that you ran this game and that I was coming after you. Though now that I am reading that Patrick put that idea in your head I laugh. Leah - you are what I call an alliance whore. You jump into whatever bed will have you and stab whoever you can to get to the end. It's a decent strategy, but then you have to remember that winning the game means people actually had to like you. So far you have "Barely-There-Hayden" and the Retard in your corner. Good luck with that. Everyone else pretty much thinks you mutilated this game by simply rallying the shittiest players together into a Shitty Person Alliance. When I came to you to be part of the Fabulous Person Alliance it's because I wanted all the fun people who were playing characters to be in on the fun. You started the game with such a great character and were hilarious. I almost feel like halfway through the game you had a stroke or something, or handed the game off to your slightly dumber younger brother. Because your character took a complete 180 and you became just awful. I don't know what happened, but you started as one of my favorites and then because your friends influenced you, you became my least. Congrats on thinking you had this game in the bag only to find out you don't. What a twist!
Patrick. Dear. Sweet. Patrick. I guess I am most disappointed to find out that you were pretty much fucking me over the whole game, when I had every intention of sticking true to you the entire game. I never once questioned your loyalty but it looks like I am an idiot. You apparently had more loyalty to Gabe and Leah then to me because you had no problem running around to them and throwing me under any bus you could find - and then pretended you were upset that I left the game. It was clearly your fault. Yes, I did want Gabe out? Why? Because he never shows up, and never helped us, and Travis worked his ass off - oh and also I had been told by several people that Gabe was plotting to get me out - so of course I wanted him out. But I stayed with the alliance and voted Travis out. SO then you run and tell Leah I want her out and that she should vote for me? Wow. First off, I never said I wanted Leah out. I said Addy. I said Addy publicly. I said it to Addy. I said it to everyone that would listen. Suddenly I am going after Leah? What the fuck? I'm really disappointed, because now that i hear the truth, you don't seem much better than Leah to be quite honest. Apparently you had 6 alliance going at once too. I'm going to need you to explain to me where I REALLY fit in to your plans and why you kept throwing me under the bus?
Billie - You know, I publicly called you out the whole game, because you were a wonderful sport and kept the game going. I feel like you died a little when I left. Your spirit just stopped popping up. I loved your opening statement. It was bitchy and queeny and perfect. I also love that you publicly refused to do the last challenge. I thought it was a masterstroke of a fuck you. You knew you were in the finals and didn't give a shit to try. Amazing. I am a little dismayed that you aren't answering a single question though. I am going to wait and see what fabulous thing you do in these final moments to see if I might actually give you my vote. I'm not sure it will matter though. I think Leah or Patrick have this pretty sewn up. But the beauty is, I think its close enough that me giving my vote to you could actually fuck one of them out of the win. You are like the Ross Perot of this race.
To everyone in the game -
I know I was the character you all loved to hate. But I want you to understand it was a character. When I was asked to play this game, I immediately wanted Chad, because I was obsessed with his character on the show and thought it would be sooooo much fun to play. I was right. I never had more fun in any other game than playing as Chad. I NEVER play this way anywhere else and it was so much fun. Talking to all of you was wonderful, and most of you are great, even if I did just eviscerate you all.
I was super bummed the alliance fell apart like it did, because I truly just wanted all the fun people to stick around - and for the most part they all made the jury and had fun. I have no regrets about how I played the game, and neither should any of you - well except Gabe - he's just a twat. Good luck to all
) I will live you forever 
